Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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