so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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