the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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