You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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