We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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