So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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