Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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