Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he shaved USA in his pubs
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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