I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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