Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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