I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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