Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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