It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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