So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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