i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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