Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The struggles of a small town man whore
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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