Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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