I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Its about making memories worth repressing
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
this is an emotional support booty call
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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