He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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