Yo dont text me then not text me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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