If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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