Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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