He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
how does that bad decision feel?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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