it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I am one with the molecules
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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