Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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