are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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