These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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