Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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