We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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