I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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