I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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