i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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