So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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