Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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