I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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