We got so high we made milksteak
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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