forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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