Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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