We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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