White coat. Heels.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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