Me too!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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