She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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