Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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