I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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