So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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