My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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