I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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