wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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