i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I want to fling myself into the sun
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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