Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Pants are for mortals
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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